<SMALL>"let me here all of your total BS"</SMALL>
Well, I won't mention the show by name but it was
THE Major Steel Show of the century. There we were in the main hall, standing room only, and Top Vendors setup around the perimeter.
It was time for me to particapate in an on-stage jam. Six Steels were setup on stage. I was so nervous, being the only unknown on stage with FIVE MAJOR LEGENDS of Steel.
(I got this coveted place as a door prize)
Scotty announced all the players that really need no introduction, then he introduces me!
I stand and wave at the crowd and TV cameras. As I sit back down, the left set of legs on my seat fold in and I fall sideways onto Herbie, who falls onto John, who falls onto Hal. Just like dominos! Hal takes out
Don who falls on Theawfulist!
Theawfulist rolls down the stairs, right into the Mullen Booth, which collapses onto the Kustom Covers Booth, which falls onto the Franklin Display, which falls onto the Zum Booth, etc, etc!!!
Before you know it, all the displays have fallen and the domino effect continued out the door, thru the Carter Display, and did not stop until all the Bronze Awards in the Hallway had fallen!
Finally the Dominos hit the Electrical Breaker Panel plunging the entire show into the dark!!
I'm used to packing up in dark bars and hitting the road, one step ahead of an angry mob. These skills sure came in handy that night!
I was so embarassed that I changed my name and gender, and relocated to outside of the international border.
Darn defective seat!
-j0ey-
<FONT SIZE=2 COLOR="#000099"><p align=left>Actual Photograph Taken That Night</p></FONT><FONT SIZE=1 COLOR="#8e236b"><p align=CENTER>[This message was edited by Joey Ace on 10 April 2002 at 05:44 PM.]</p></FONT>