Random Spam

[b0b]

Received via email, this is one of the most bizarre collections of random phrases I've seen. Apparently it was drawn from a software development page, giving it a "techie" flavor that made me try to make sense out of it.
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[Brad Bechtel]

I was testing a title making software for videos, and for the stars' names, I have been using the various bogus spam names I receive. Here are some of them:

Graying P. Kiwis
Ulysses Chung
Croupiest R. Hoses
Dunbar O’Monsters
Fidel Winkler
Coffeecake P. Rim
Jenkins L. Pothook
Hydrogenates S. Flushest
Rigidness H. Atrocity
Quincy Zapata
Synthesizer H. Dissenter
Bergerac J. Thrower
Reaped H. Humiliations
Buffing B. Carcinogens
Raffia E. Misspell
Modes E. Virology
Grass L. Treacherous

[Lou[NE]]

Brad apparently gets email from a more imaginative class of spammer than I do. I thought I had a good one in Ishwinder Fossum, but Brad's list takes the cake!

[Wiz Feinberg]

I am a spam fighter and wish to explain the purpose of the garbage text in b0b's email messages. The source code of those spam emails will contain links to the spamvertised websites which will appear if one reads it in an HTML capable email client. The garbage text is there to try to fool anti-spam filters, used by major ISPs, into not flagging it as spam, or auto-deleting it. This (quoted garbage text) is mostly unsuccessful, but spammers do it anyway, as a few will get through. I write filters for MailWasher Pro, which detect and recognize not only spam in garbage text, but also in garbled text and vertical letter messages. The only time I ever see a spam message is when I restore a deleted message to read it's source code and see how it was constructed.

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